A little workday math

I love my job.



Ok before I go into my day, let me preface it by saying that my job is not all fun and sunshine. Working in the social service industry can be exhausting and all-consuming at times but I am lucky. I have great clients and great co-workers.



I love Mondays because Miss MD and Mr RT and I get to hang out all day. We catch up on all of the latest gossip within and without work and have ridiculous conversations with topics such as:



How many women do you think Brett Michaels has actually slept with?



Is it possible to sleep with thousands of people in a lifetime?



If you can become a virtuoso at anything after 10,000 hours of practice, how long will it take to become a master at sex?



Although it's pretty impossible to find the answer to the first question we did some math and did figure out the last two.



If you live to be 84 years old, lose your virginity at 14 and have sex every day for the rest of your life (accounting for leap years) you can have sex with 25,567 people in a lifetime.

If you have sex an hour a day (or 7 hours a week) you can become a sexual virtuoso in as little as 27 years. So, considering again that you lose your virginity at 14, you can become a master by the age of 41.

No wonder I like older men.

And this kind of answers the first question as well. Not about the number of women Brett Michaels has slept with but, considering he is 45 years old and has probably slept with A LOT of women, he's most likely very amazing in the sack.

I just can't get past the bandana/hairpiece. Sorry Brett